Games

Good ol' flash games.

I don't know who the absolute bufoon was at Adobe who axed flash, but it got rid of an entire era of online games. Mom always said cideo games would rot my brain, but the teachers at school had no idea how to stop me from playing Thing Thing in the back of the computer lab ^-^

I don't really know how to make a propper emulator that can host these games but I know how to make a link to the flash museum, and that's enough for now. I tried doing an iframe so that I could make the illusion that I do have them here but I haven't totally figured out iframes yet, so for now it's just outlinks and new tabs.

Here are some of my favorites!

Thing thing

I'm sure it's the reddest flag in the world to say these games were my favorite. I was going through a gun phase (an even redder flag, I know) and this and watching my frineds play Call of Duty were about the only things that scratched that itch. Once I moved out of my parents' hometowm where so much of my extended family was constantly attacking my masculinity, I stopped trying to be so edgy all the time. I was always a bit fascinated by the story of the mainline Thing Thing games though, even though looking back at it, it wasn't the most original thing and I was definitely filling in the blanks with my own imagination.